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Old 08-06-2012, 02:33 PM   #51
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Old 08-06-2012, 02:34 PM   #52
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Do radioactve cats have 18 half-lives?
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Old 08-20-2012, 08:15 PM   #53
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Why does Kenny have one of the highest post counts on here, but seems to have gone into hibernation? Maybe someone should check on him
I guess he found some new friends

Sorry guys. have been busy with the new adventure and haven't had time to get on here. I'm still here Floyd. Things are starting to get less crazy for me now thank god.
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Old 08-20-2012, 08:28 PM   #54
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Wow, Kenny and Griz makes posts on the same day!!! Amazing!
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Old 08-20-2012, 08:36 PM   #55
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Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
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Old 08-21-2012, 09:13 AM   #56
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Wow, Kenny and Griz makes posts on the same day!!! Amazing!
Seems kind of suspicious to me
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Old 08-31-2012, 09:39 AM   #57
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Why is the person who manages your money called a BROKER??
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Old 09-10-2012, 09:27 AM   #58
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the place where they park the planes called the terminal?
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Old 09-23-2012, 07:27 AM   #59
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Old 09-30-2012, 06:21 PM   #60
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Bratwurst patties, are NOT the same as real Bratwurst.
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Old 11-15-2012, 01:17 PM   #61
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OK I'll chime in here. It's been a while.

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.
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Old 11-16-2012, 10:13 AM   #62
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OK I'll chime in here. It's been a while.

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire.
LMFAO
Nice to hear from the peanut gallery
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Old 11-16-2012, 03:10 PM   #63
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Phase #1 - Collect Underpants
Phase #2 - ??
Phase #3 - Profit







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Old 11-24-2012, 05:16 PM   #64
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Real Rock-em Sock-em Robots

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Old 11-27-2012, 11:20 PM   #65
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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
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Old 01-21-2013, 12:32 PM   #66
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Julie told me this one over the weekend, and I almost busted a nut - wish I would have though of this one.


Ever fire up your laptop and see some neighbor's wireless networks?

Rename your network to: "FBI-Surveillance-Van"
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:14 PM   #67
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Julie told me this one over the weekend, and I almost busted a nut - wish I would have though of this one.


Ever fire up your laptop and see some neighbor's wireless networks?

Rename your network to: "FBI-Surveillance-Van"
Now that would be downright funny. Either that or "Professional Computer Hackers, Inc."
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:03 PM   #68
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Or...

"GetYourOwnWiFi"

Or
"StopMoochingOffMyWifi"

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Old 01-29-2013, 04:55 PM   #69
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Old 02-19-2013, 02:19 PM   #70
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Remember, the cops NEVER think it is as funny as you do!
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Old 02-20-2013, 01:11 AM   #71
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Actually, a lot of times we do.
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Old 08-22-2013, 05:43 PM   #72
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Yes, you have to put peanut butter on both pieces of bread, otherwise the jelly soaks into the bread!!
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Old 10-02-2013, 05:57 PM   #73
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Just remember, sifting the cat's litter box is like searching for buried treasure.
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Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are getting weak?????
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Old 05-12-2014, 09:46 AM   #75
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